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February 2007

Journal Entry: Sat Feb 10, 2007, 3:55 PM
  • Mood: Optimism
  • Listening to: Kelly Clarkson
  • Reading: Structure and Interpretation of Computer Prog
  • Watching: American Idol!! Simon's da man!!
  • Playing: Mahjongg
  • Eating: Whatever I can smuggle out of the dining hall
  • Drinking: Whatever I can smuggle out of the dining hall
Isil'me Etriel's Journal

News


02/10/2006
  • Mkay... something's wrong here... I actually have some free time on my hands! I get to watch [American] TV. And that means: Cartoon Network in English! New episodes of Monk! American Idol!! Woo-hoo. No, my brain, isn't in a jar... yet :sarcasm:. I also get to do some Photoshop work, experimenting with the tablet. Really cool. That's all folks, I know it's short, but I gotta go watch some more TV. Lol.


Tutorials

MAKE A TUTORIAL REQUEST

Think about it!

If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop, POST THIS.
Pick the stereotype that fits you the most.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm AFRICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm A DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I WEAR SKIRTS A LOT, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big cock.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS,so I MUST be sleeping with them.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

Im a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

Im a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST have a big dick.

I'm a HOOKER, so I MUST have crabs.

I'm SHORT so I must be a MIDGET

I'm a PARENT so I MUST be a HYPOCRITE

I'm SMART so I MUST do all my HOMEWORK AT HOME


Prints

:shop338955: The Seasons by Isilmetriel The Ball Room by Isilmetriel Come by the Hills by Isilmetriel


My Photography Account

:iconauretriel:


Communities

:iconabstractsilence: :iconconceptualphoto: :icondesigningdivas: :iconeyes-on-you: :iconnature-club: :iconro-nature: :icontimisoara: :icontolkien:


Stamps

  


Yours truly,
The Elf Lady of the Moonlight
(a.k.a. Anda Bereczky)


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TimFUSE Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2009
I love this... i cant call it a poem. But lets cay i love the idea of ur concept.

And where It say "Im RUSSIAN" this would fit in better.

Im RUSSIAN, so I MUST hang out with Russians ONLY.

Cause I am Russian and thats what I hear a lot from people! =(
But I love the conceptual writing style and the who entire idea.
I think that u r very creative!
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revrendwilliam Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2008  Professional Photographer
my personal stereo type tattoos, and a shaved head so must be a skinhead..i really hate that stereo type,and get it all the time. btw i am not a skinhead
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Solitairemiles Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2007  Professional Digital Artist
You forgot

I'm American so I must be stupid.
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LupineWarlord Featured By Owner May 27, 2007
Funniest thing ever, I am all of those stereotypes.
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SYS-M-CATS Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2007
ne ne you comming home?
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Isilmetriel Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2007
Nope, turns out that I'm not :( I'll see ya in June :)
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SYS-M-CATS Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2007
awww :hug: we be waiting. i was truly hoping you were coming home cause ixi keeps asking me to go ice skating with him and i dont wanna.. so i figured i could lay it all on you :D
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:iconisilmetriel:
Isilmetriel Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2007
:rofl:
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